FELIX’S PAST LIVES (2019)
My pet cat’s name is Felix (daringly creative, I know), and although he has not said anything on the subject, I have compiled a very Legitimate and Accurate account of his former incarnations. What was he doing in Renaissance Italy? (weirding people out) Was he good at being a woolly mammoth? (no) What was his relationship to Galileo like? (bad)
Felix has not confirmed nor denied any of these accusations, and will be pressing charges for libel.
My pet cat’s name is Felix (daringly creative, I know), and although he has not said anything on the subject, I have compiled a very Legitimate and Accurate account of his former incarnations. What was he doing in Renaissance Italy? (weirding people out) Was he good at being a woolly mammoth? (no) What was his relationship to Galileo like? (bad)
Felix has not confirmed nor denied any of these accusations, and will be pressing charges for libel.